(I will add more soon)
Any time you see a turtle on top of a fence post you know it had some help.
I cried when I had no shoes, until I saw a man with no feet.
Delusions are often functional. A mothers opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness etc. keep her from drowning them.
Wisdom and being 'too tired' often appear to be the same thing.
Of all the strange "crimes" that humans have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing, with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place.
One man's theology is another mans belly laugh.
Men rarely, if ever, dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the morals and manners of a spoilt brat.